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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.


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